Wow. Dinner was spectacular tonight. Fresh swordfish steaks marinated in Chinese Five Spice sauce, mashed dill potatoes with lemon, and kohlrabi with ginger and soy. I know what you're thinking, Bryan's outdone himself this time. Well, he certainly has. He most certainly has.
I'm actually at a loss for words.
Suffice it to say that we will NEVER EAT SWORDFISH AGAIN! It's disgusting. It's beyond disgusting. It's simultaneously rubbery, slimy, AND fatty. And fishy! And this is coming from someone who loves sea urchin! And there's no way this was simply a bad piece of fish, it was simply, yucky.
The potatoes were oddly, lemony. Why the lemon Bryan? And the kohlrabi had enough ginger to kill a farm animal. I mean, this is really surprising. A meal prepared by someone who not only never falters, but consistently amazes me with his cooking prowess. Tonight was indeed a spectacular fall from grace.
Whats that I hear? Is that the water running? I believe Bryan is in the shower right now, washing off that dirty dirty meal.